I have several questions. Despite the fact I know none of them will be answered, I know enough to say guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.
DDenlow
Guilty. None of those pepperonis or the sliced pork will get a char, the broccoli will leave a puddle of moisture, that weird divot on the 1/3rd part of the pizza made me feel a bit weird- even after filling with cheese,- but then came the MAYO ON TOP??? WHAT IS THIS INSANITY?
Cappster14

Cancamis
Typical Brazilian pizza
CaptainTripps82
There was a point where sanity was possible, but we blew by that pretty early didn’t we. Then backed up over it’s corpse, got out of the car and set it in fire, then walked away while it exploded.
Baby what is you doing. You can’t even hope to cook this properly
Porkwarrior2
Brazil strikes again.

AdmirableCost5692
love how he carried on touching everything else after handling raw pork…🤢🤢🤢🤢
TorTheMentor
I live in Texas and I’m not the least bit Italian, but that just made me curse like a nonna.
dearbokeh
The fact that this is being created and he is not under duress (he is whistling) is what concerns me.
nonconsenual_tickler
I’m not sure what this has to do with “war”
WanderingBSN
Guilty. I’m not sure what that was, but it’s nothing I would call pizza.
nonconsenual_tickler
Can we see the finished product?
eyesotope86

Prince_Breakfast
Italians are very proud of their food and have respect for the way it has spread through the diaspora. Italian food being changed due to availability of ingredients, to suit local tastes, or evolving as cultures intertwine, is a beautiful and rich part of Italian culture. That being said this looks genuinely terrible to me and I do not wish to eat it. The pizza itself deserves the chair. The pizza maker deserves a stern talking to.
SureZookeepergame351
Jail
willcrisis
He forgot to put pineapple in the pepperoni portion.
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Show some respect – it’s not every day you get to visit the world’s first CiCi’s pizza.
s/
Guilty.
To be honest I don’t really give a shit what they think in Italy.
Worse than pineapple for sure lol
They lost me at the hard boiled eggs. It just went downhill from there.
Not guilty
Well it’s a good thing it’s not in Italy, then.
I mean.. id eat it. Needs a second scoop of sauce though
No one ever puts enough sauce on pizzas.
Fucking Guilty
I’m choosing to believe this is a joke…
https://preview.redd.it/bqdhm8l6nstf1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5959bbd8bb012d8edfff691020b75312b6e62b52

I have several questions. Despite the fact I know none of them will be answered, I know enough to say guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.
Guilty. None of those pepperonis or the sliced pork will get a char, the broccoli will leave a puddle of moisture, that weird divot on the 1/3rd part of the pizza made me feel a bit weird- even after filling with cheese,- but then came the MAYO ON TOP??? WHAT IS THIS INSANITY?

Typical Brazilian pizza
There was a point where sanity was possible, but we blew by that pretty early didn’t we. Then backed up over it’s corpse, got out of the car and set it in fire, then walked away while it exploded.
Baby what is you doing. You can’t even hope to cook this properly
Brazil strikes again.

love how he carried on touching everything else after handling raw pork…🤢🤢🤢🤢
I live in Texas and I’m not the least bit Italian, but that just made me curse like a nonna.
The fact that this is being created and he is not under duress (he is whistling) is what concerns me.
I’m not sure what this has to do with “war”
Guilty. I’m not sure what that was, but it’s nothing I would call pizza.
Can we see the finished product?

Italians are very proud of their food and have respect for the way it has spread through the diaspora. Italian food being changed due to availability of ingredients, to suit local tastes, or evolving as cultures intertwine, is a beautiful and rich part of Italian culture. That being said this looks genuinely terrible to me and I do not wish to eat it. The pizza itself deserves the chair. The pizza maker deserves a stern talking to.
Jail
He forgot to put pineapple in the pepperoni portion.
As a good Brazilian, it’s in (é dentro)

[if you want to see the end result](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/m84EBr2z8g), which is an absolute Trojan horse for this monstrosity
I’d smash. It’s disgusting, but I would.
oddly enough, having had brazilian pizza, the squeezable cheese is one of the lesser crimes here. It’s not that bad.

This doesn’t look edible like at all.